Lita Ford is my chosen Rock Goddess today. She was born in London and moved to North America in her teens. Lita was a member and lead guitarist of the all girl Heavy Rock group The Runaways.
I love eighties Heavy Rock with the big hair and amazing clothes and music.
Here's Lita:
Did you play your air guitar then? Well I did. Imagine having a wife or girlfriend like yon lass that could play the lead electric guitar? It's better than listening to a Hoover isn't it?
Come on Dave. I know that you are kidding. That's JayCee in the video. Playing in that band - that's how she became hard of hearing. An industrial injury.
ReplyDeleteWell you and I are JayCees number one fans YP. That's obviously why she resides on the IOM. Another tax exile.
ReplyDeleteYes, that was me in my previous role as a soft-porn star. That is why I had to move here - to hide my ill-gotten gains from the nasty tax man. Now I can afford to buy myself a fish supper every week!!!
ReplyDeleteReally JayCee? You've done very well for your self.🎤😊
ReplyDeleteLong, long ago, I could play a folk guitar, so I suppose I could manage an electric one. I'm getting concerned about Mrs Northsider and her needing to hoover all the time. Does she have a thing about it, or are you just incredibly mucky with your walking boots?
ReplyDeleteHi the veg artist. You sound very talented. I can only play the electric air guitar. The Hoover only comes out when I have left the building. I should change my name to Elvis😊. Most of our dwelling is tiled or laminated wood and the bedrooms have carpets. I would vote to ban Hoovers if there was an anti Hoover party.
ReplyDeleteI am happy to join you in the AHP (Anti-Hoover Party). The sound of those bloody things has been traumatic throughout my life. It is about time that somebody invented a silent hoover.
DeleteAmen brother. 2021 and they can't invent a silent Hoover. Ewbanks carry no carbon footprint. AHP is better than the SDP.
ReplyDeleteBetter also than the TCP and the BFG.
DeleteWhat do we want?
NO MORE HOOVERS!
When do we want it?
NOW!
Yep! The Hoover Dam is OK. Blessed are the sweeping brushes.
ReplyDeleteI know several dogs who wish to join up with the Anti-Hoover Party. (PS: You, YP and Jaycee need to take your show on the road. The comments are as entertaining as the post.)
DeleteThe Anti-Hoover Party is dog friendly and encourages regular walks. Like Dionne Warwick sang: "Keep smiling..."
ReplyDeleteThanks Debby.