Apologies to regular readers for showing the following video again. But it cracks me up. I wish gardening programmes were not so serious and middle class. If I presented a gardening programme it would have lots of jokes and comedy sketches.
Any way going off the video I think Rab gets his garden makeover ideas from looking st my blog. Do you think so?
Have you any garden projects for next year? Maybe a pool/bath for "Govan fish? Or "Single parents fish?"😃
You never see the crack of Monty Don's arse when he leans over. He never has a widdle round the back of the shed and he never shouts, "Oh shit!" when something goes wrong. Same for all the other gardening presenters. So bloody nice!
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ReplyDeleteI will try again. Dear Mr and Mrs Free View. Please can you add some Anglo-Saxon derived words to the gardening presenters monologue. We don't call it fym over here either! Many thanks and yuletide felicitations to you and yours.
ReplyDeleteDave you can't ask what our next garden project, if I suggested anything hubby would bury me under on of our new raised beds. He's hopi g to have next year project free, Marlene, Poppypatchwork
ReplyDeleteI still think you should get half an allotment or buy or rent a piece of land Marlene. I want another polytunnel and eventually a little jouse and garden in the Algarve. We can all dream.
DeleteFor some strange reason the video subtitles just gave up and died.
ReplyDeleteDo you wear a string vest like that when gardening, Dave?
I need subtitles to understand Rab at times JayCee. I wear no vest in summer and show off my beer belly. It's cost much more than any gym membership. Mike Harding said God gave us belly buttons so we can peel potatoes in bed.
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