Hello and welcome from the World Weed Growing Championships in Pernicious town.
But seriously folks. I was weeding a backyard/garden for a customer the other week and I spotted this specimen growing through the rubble of where an old shed use to be. So I gently gave it a yank and a pull and I found the biggest Dock plant in Christendom. What a specimen.
Remember when they start televising the World Weed Growing Championships. You heard of it here first!