I was listening to a funny tale on Irish radio the other week. A lady was on a plane talking to a old man. He was a farmer. She got talking about the latest Lotto winner. The man said he knew how they would feel. He said he'd won it himself - but he never told his missus!
Apparently you have a one in 14 million chance of winning the lottery. There is more chance of you randomly dialling any phone number and the queen picking up the receiver and saying;
"Hiya. Are you coming round to our house (even Palace) for a brew?"
I wouldn't want millions. Just enough to buy a few more cattle, start my own book publishing company, brewery, have lots of holidays, never see another Winter again, have my own box at Manchester United, buy an house in Cornwall..?
What would you do if you won the Lottery?