I write blogs and I write books. Shall we have a laugh and a joke? I have invented a fictional allotment tenant called: Mr Immaculate allotment holder.
Mr Immaculate Allotment holder cares only about his allotments appearance. Every vegetable is sown and planted in a regimental straight lines. His allotment and his shed (headquarters) is organized and very similar to the control room of an aircraft carrier. Mr allotment holder and his shed are the same colour as the Royal Navy battleship. He makes John Major look cool.
Every tool is hung in its place, shining on it's very own nail. They are cleaned every day and he paints the spade blade with oil to preserve it. Mr Immaculate allotment holder keeps everything immaculate. Isn't he dull. Not like his spade.
Do you know any 'interesting' allotment holders? I have a few ideas for yours and mine enjoyment.
See you next week!!