Wednesday, 13 January 2021

Rosie And Domino Have A Sleepover.


 Domino went next door to visit Rosie over the Christmas holiday.   He seemed to settle in very well and it didn't take long before he fell asleep besides Rosie.

Joke: A man goes to see a Psychiatrist who asks him what is his problem?

Man: I keep thinking I'm  a dog.

Psychiatrist:  Ok.  Jump up  and lie down on the couch.

Man:  I can't lie down on the couch,  I'm not allowed.  I'm  a dog!




10 comments:

  1. I hope that Domino is now self isolating after returning from the sleepover?

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  2. Ha, ha. He said he only went next door to see if the pizza people had sent his royalties cheques in the post.😀

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  3. Psychiatrist: Okay. Lick your bollocks then.

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  4. 😊👍. A man walks into a pub and he orders a pint and starts a conversation with the barman. He notices a dog licking its private parts. The man says: "I wish I could do that." The barman says: "Give it a biscuit and it might let you!".

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  5. I have a head full of corny jokes along with my musical mental jukebox.

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  6. I know how you feel. My head keeps playing repeat videos.

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  7. A woman and man get into a car accident. Both of their cars are totally demolished, but amazingly neither of them are hurt.
    After they crawl out of the wreckage, the woman says, "Wow, look at our cars - there's nothing left! Thank God we are all right. This must be a sign from Him that we should be friends and not try to pin the blame on each other."
    The man replies, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely."
    The woman points to a bottle on the ground and says, "And here's another miracle. Somehow this bottle of scotch from my back seat didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this scotch and celebrate our good fortune."
    Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it, and drinks about a third of the bottle to calm his nerves. He then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man.
    The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"
    The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police... I'll let them decide who's fault it is.

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The Lads And Lasses In Their Vivariums.

 I thought I would show you some of number 2 son's pals: Hero the bearded dragon. Two Geckos  Two Corn snakes. Hope you enjoyed the tour?