Saturday 12 November 2011

Daft Arguments.

Many moons ago I used to live in a little house in England.  One morning we arose and cooked ourselves a hearty breakfast; bacon, egg, beans, tomatoes, black pudding, white pudding (I'm getting hungry), fried bread, toast, coffee, tea, orange juice, cuddly toy, conveyor belt...eh?

The aromas must of wafted and oozed their way through the walls or even windows of my next door neighbours residence.  I think the sun was 'cracking the flags' for a change (must of been December?) and everybody had decided to leave their windows open and let the blue bottles in.  

All of a sudden the early morning peace was shattered by my neighbours having a domestic:

"Why do we never get any effing bacon?"  

What's the daftest argument you have overheard?

4 comments:

  1. Good question!

    I think one of the best arguments I have heard was over a toothpaste tube! It was woman versus man. Man, apparently, always squeezes said toothpaste tube from the top, whereas woman thinks the tube should be kept neat and contents squeezed from the bottom!

    Subsequent investigation has proven the above theory to be true in our household, so it now annoys me, although there's no arguing over it - I simply straighten out the toothpaste tube! LOL

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  2. Thanks for that NYK. Women are very neat aren't they? Another gender difference is colour. Take red for instance. A man will say there is light red, dark red and er red! Woman will say that there is; Crimson, Mauve, Fuchsia, Cerise, Violet..Shall I go on?

    Thanks!!

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