This is a picture of the Kale field after the cattle have grazed it down to nothing. You become very pragmatic and stoic ("what's that mean?") when you have been a smallholder for a few years. Every field seems to have some sort of problem. Either it needs reseeding, drains fixing, it's too hilly, fences need replacing, it's too small, it's too stony, it's not enough sheltered from the weather...?
If you had half a pint glass full of real ale. Would it be half full or half empty?
I'd say it's half empty. You could spend hundreds/ thousands on your fields. But you will always find problems. Some of us buy diggers and try to do what an Irish farmer once said:
"Trying to put right what God couldn't do."
So yesterday morning we noticed we had a wet patch in the field. We had a broken drain. Time to get number one son in with the digger. In the past it's was either me break my back with shovel and pick or phone for a digger man. He will eventually turn up and say:
"I can't do it in a week or two."
So we eventually bought a secondhand digger (pray we don't hit rock) and try to do things for ourselves. Well that's the idea, anyway.
See the nice clean trench going to the stream. Notice that we fence the stream off to stop the cattle leaving country pancake presents and also drinking the dirty water. We like to gave them clean water straight from our well. The picture on the right shows the problem. Approximately about ten years ago we had a broken drain (what a coincidence) and we did pay for the digger man to come and dig us a trench and we filled it with clean washed stone and some of that yellow plastic pipe which I said all those years a go:
"It's no bloody good.
It only blocks up with sand, soil and peat (no swearing) ".
Guess what? It filled up with....?
Above is an old flag drain where the stones are. My ancestors will have dug them by hand and placed them on end to make perfectly good flag drains. Then somebody invented massive tractors in the late 20th century. The tractors squeezed the drains and our drainage problems are for ever with us.
So blog readers what do I do to solve my drainage problem? Will I order twenty ton of 2 inch (washed) stone chippings, place a good layer (leaving a nice fall) in the bottom of trench, place some (thick) 6 inch black corrugated plastic (much stronger than the yellow plastic) and stone it up with clean stone then put the soil (and the clay) back? Or should I just fill the trench with stone chippings and not bother with any plastic pipe?
What do you think? Have you got drains to fix on your smallholding?