A few years a go when number 2 son was about 4 years old. I once left number 1 son and number 2 son sit and wait on the supermarket bench while I went for some of my 'medicine' in the OFF LICENCE department. I came back a few minutes later and number 2 son was singing at the the top of his voice:
"Oh it's pissing it down, it's pissing it down, oh it's pissing it down...."
Repeat for ever and a day.
One old man who looked like a farmer (chewing grass, wearing smock, not really..) thought number 2 son's song was hilarious. Whilst a few old ladies shook their heads with very sullen expressions. I just laughed and we made a quick exit out of the supermarket. I mean I could hardly chastise him could I? I wouldn't be surprised if I had composed the song myself.