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| Northsider Dave (last year) holding up his Leeks! |
Another creature I met on my allotment saunters is
the “novice” allotment holder. Let’s call him Mick 'the new' lad. Mick informed me that was sick of playing
darts and he wanted :
“Summat to do”
At the weekends. I suggested an allotment to show his family
what a hunter, gatherer he was not! I
managed to secure him the tenancy of a half-plot. Mick was duly delighted until he realised
that the four high plot of grass and Rose-bay willow herb was his new potage. Mick was a bit taken back and had expected
his new plot to be ready dug over for him.
Yeah right! Pull the other one
there is bells on it!
Mick soon got over his disappointment and duly rushed
to Wilkinson’s store in the high street.
He purchased a new spade (toy) and an array of vegetable and flower
seeds bought in OCTOBER.
.
A month or so later I went to see how Mick had been getting on with his new vegetable
endeavours. He had managed to clear a six foot square of
soil. It was just after Christmas and I
asked him how he was enjoying his new hobby.
“I don’t know Dave?"
He says.
“I can’t understand why none of my vegetable
seeds aren't coming through."
The silly billy expected his SUMMER VEGETABLES
to germinate (name dropper) in WINTER!!
That's a true story folks!See you later in the week.
Don't know what happened to the fonts when I paste and copied the above into the blog. Some of them are different. Sorry about that folks!
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