Bingo was originally an Italian Lotto in the 15th century. It eventually became the game we know today and introduced to Britain in the nineteen twenties.
Growing up in the northwest of England I often witnessed people playing this game, particularly in amusement arcades in places like Morecambe, Blackpool, Scarborough and northern social clubs. One person I remember very well was Bingo Creature. I hope you don't take offence with my compositions? They are only a bit of fun!
Growing up in the northwest of England I often witnessed people playing this game, particularly in amusement arcades in places like Morecambe, Blackpool, Scarborough and northern social clubs. One person I remember very well was Bingo Creature. I hope you don't take offence with my compositions? They are only a bit of fun!
This is a strange creature predominantly made up of
the female member of the species. It is
the curse of the social clubs of Great Britain and Skelmersdale.
Old and not so very old ladies, buy a book of bingo
cards and attempt to win the grand sum of two pounds. God forbid you be the person who happens to
be stood at a bar talking when the numbers are being called.
Little old lady wearer of the purple rinse and polyester slacks suddenly changes into bingo creature. If you’ve seen the possessed girl in the Exorcist. Well you are now about to meet her mother, bingo creature.
Little old lady wearer of the purple rinse and polyester slacks suddenly changes into bingo creature. If you’ve seen the possessed girl in the Exorcist. Well you are now about to meet her mother, bingo creature.
Did you happen to speak during her game of bingo? You’re worse than the man who announces:
“Order,
order. Can we have order please? The pies are ready”
Hell hath no fury on a bingo ladies
scorn. Imagine preventing some-one
from winning TWO POUNDS?
ReplyDeleteYou described it perfectly..lol. I went once, and never again.
I am glad you liked my bingo observations Valerie. The number of times old ladies would shout: Shush. So they could hear the bingo caller. I suppose it was worth playing in a wet northern summer? Thanks!
DeleteI used to love hearing the words with the numbers being called out from the bingo parlours as we walked along Yarmouth seafront, Kelly's Eye and that sort of thing. Loved it. A few years ago I was working with a girl who was leaving to go to another job (in the council social services from one department to another) and she chose a night out at the Bingo for her leaving do. We all went along to Mecca - she got us temporary membership for the evening. It was the best leaving do I have ever been to. Brilliant, great fun, friendly people and a few bingo cards thrown in. Thanks for reminding me about Bingo Dave.
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ReplyDeleteDunno Gwil? It was very popular in the seventies. I think online bingo is popular these days. Thanks.
ReplyDeleteYou neglected to mention the most obvious physical feature of the bingo creature. Bingo wings! Loose lard-coloured flesh that hangs from the creature's upper arms, flapping like the empty dugs of an exhausted sow. I hope I am not nourishing your private sexual fantasies too much here.
ReplyDeleteBingo wings! Of course. There are some strange creatures out there YP. Thanks for the humour it's always much appreciated.
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ReplyDeleteCongratulations on winning all those bingo prizes Joanne. It's not a game that I could endure. But there are millions who play it every week. Thanks for commenting.
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