I've seen the future and it's not garlic bread. Aren't they boring, those blogs that tell you what they had for their tea last night? Well this is what we had for our breakfast yesterday.
The wife bought her self one of those new fangled gizmos: a air fryer. My brother asked her what she wanted for her birthday. I'm still off the sauce so I told her to make her mind up for a change instead of me saying:
" She'd like a bottle of Scotch malt whisky dear brother".
Which I would of course have helped her to drink.
So she went to town to the German garden centre and supermarket and beer retailers and came back with a Salter air fryer.
We (I helped eat it) made a breakfast consisting of bacon, sausage and egg. The fried egg was cooked separately. It was just the ticket and no oil was used. Oh to go back to a greasy Joe's cafe or maybe not. Have you got an air fryer?
It's also supposed to do jockeys whips (chips). Remember the nineteen seventies when you had a chip pan and the house stank of dripping and the steam ran down the walls like this weeks weather? We did have some lovely chipolatas though!
Did you buy the missus anything yourself? Perhaps a new ironing board or a mop? I know you are a romantic kind of guy.
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DeleteIt's not her birthday yet YP. I could do with some new wellingtons. Hmmm...🤔? If the government powers that be hadn't stopped me going to the carboot sales. I would have a look for a Ewbank for her instead of Henry the vacuum cleaner.
ReplyDeleteYou still have time to carve her a Welsh love spoon while you are beavering away in Portugal.
DeleteWill they be classed as essential in Wales?😊 I believe Lidl are selling 24 cans of Guinness for 28 Euros. Perhaps I could let her choose one of my potted perennials?
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DeleteI deleted your course by mistake YP. Any chance of listing your very useful course again? Could I add negotiating with women and terrorists?
DeleteAnother course could be: why are women programmed to shop and go down every supermarket aisle?
DeleteGrrrrr! My solicitor will be in touch with you in the morning ye young whippersnapper!
DeleteYou cannot fool me. I know that you deleted my comment because you were angry about the "neanderthal" reference. It was only a joke Northsider! No need to throw your toys out of the pram!
DeleteI did honestly delete it by mistake Mr Pudding. What about us writing a book entitled: Men Are From Up North and Women Are From Surbiton?
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DeleteNot that you are any of thos3e YP.
DeleteI love "Spam"! Fried - with boiled new potatoes and garden peas. You can't beat it.
DeleteI watched the Spam sketch by Monty Python last night. Absolute TV Heaven.
DeleteOh dear. I must remember not to bore anyone with any more posts about what I had for dinner.
ReplyDeleteYou are never boring JayCee. Did you have a chip pan in the 1970s?
DeleteOh yes. Mum had one permanently full of fat sitting out on the hob. God knows what dropped into it before we got our chips 🙄
DeleteYes it sounds like every home. At least we could sit down and watch Blue Peter and Magpie.
ReplyDeleteYes! I've had it about three years. I love it. So quick and easy its the one gadget apart from my slow cooker I use regularly. The bread maker languishes in the cupboard and the mandolin I bought for slicing potatoes is in the bin as I took the end of my right index finger off and have just been for a dressing change this morning. It's getting better though. 8 days on.
ReplyDeleteHi Christina. Sorry to read about your finger accident. I think most houses have some kitchen gizmo languishing in the back of a cupboard. The air fryer was only fifty Euros and we're delighted with it. I wouldn't want to go back to steam filled kitchens.
ReplyDeleteI miss a decent chip. We moved into town when I was 7, and the best thing as far I was concerned was that we had two chippies a few minutes away. It was a Thursday night treat (I have no idea why Thursday!). I've just realised that I'd never eaten chips before then.
ReplyDeleteThey call chippies in Ireland chippers the veg artist. I remember some great chips shops when I lived in England. There's a really good chipper in Bantry. They give you that many chips that we get one portion between the two of us. More of my tight wad tricks😃.
ReplyDeleteWe tried to like our air fryer. It made terrible chips, so I gave it to a coworker. $100 down the drain.
ReplyDeleteI've been thinking of going back to a "proper" chip pan as I recently found lard in the supermarket. Health be damned. I've already lived longer than my Dad.
Hi 50 and counting. "Proper" chips are great but I wouldn't want to go back to chip pans in the 1970s. Thanks.
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ReplyDeleteYour cheerful again honey mouse. Do you have an air fryer? I am sure you have enough hot air of your own?
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