I met a pretty Colleen on the road to Coomkeen,
I asked her if she had any margarine?
She said: "No but I have some Durrus Cheese".
So I said: "Hmm.. Yes please!"
A few weeks later we shared a bag of Tayto
She bought me some peat briquettes and a half tomato,
We decided to get married in Gougane Barra,
I went by shanks pony and she pushed the wheel barrow.
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Readers of this scribble/blog may be interested to know that the internationally famous Durrus cheese is made in Coomkeen.
A Colleen is an Irish term for an unmarried country girl.
If any other ditty scribes, lyricist, poets..., would like to compose a few lines with a title of: I Met A Pretty Colleen On The Road To Coomkeen. I would be most grateful. If you you look back at yesterday's post you will see the learned Yorkshire Puddings offering.
Pray please join in.
Tiz only a bit of fun!
OK, here's one from a Londoner...
ReplyDeleteI Met A Pretty Colleen On The Road To Coomkeen
Her face and figure appealing
I asked if she had come from the boreen
"Nah", she said "I'm from Ealing"
That's brilliant JayCee😊.
ReplyDeleteShe could star in a Ealing Comedy: Passport To Coomkeen.
What I want to know is why did you go by shanks pony when you could have ridden in the colleen's wheel barrow?
ReplyDeleteImpressive effort by JayCee - The Bard of Man.
The heelbarrow was full of briquettes, Durrus cheese, Murphy's Stout and Tayto crisps YP.
ReplyDeleteIndeed a very impressive effort by Jayce The Bard of Man.
"As she heeled her her heelbarrow through the streets broad and narrow.."
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ReplyDeleteThat's the best one yet!
ReplyDeleteI met a pretty Colleen on the road to Coomkeen,
She was a sex machine and she kept your shoes clean,"
Apologies to ACDC "You Shook Me All Night Long".
Tell me more YP.😊
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