Continuing with the bus theme: BUS SPOTTERS!
The bus spotter is a strange creature. Its habitat is normally the local bus station. You often see this creature on a Sunday morning if you’re unlucky enough to have to wait for a bus. You know what it’s like your sat waiting for a bus, feeling hung-over and trying to read the Sunday newspaper over some bodies shoulder. Why is its always a tabloid? Showing some big breasted scantily clad celebrity? Suddenly somebody dressed in a lumbar jacket and a hairstyle modelled by Friar Tuck, shouts to somebody in a shell suit and a kagoule:
“Did you get that one? “It’s the L6973854.”
“Yes I know. It used to go past Withington hospital in 1995. But now it stops at Halifax Argos every Saturday afternoon. “It’s got a Perkins diesel engine and Pilkington’s glass constructed the windscreen. ”.
“Are you sure? I thought that was the Leyland L6973854?”
There are even websites and magazines were you can look at your favourite bus. Or buzz if you come from my part of Lancashire.
Get a life lads. They are just BLOODY Buses! (“Buzzes”).
Another bus theme tomorrow!