The wife reminded me of that Seagull we named Sid that cadged chips from us when sat on the hotel balcony in the Algarve last February.
I don't think it was Sid but it looked like him.
"Bom Dia".
I shouted. But they never replied.
" Anything strange?"
Thinking they might be West Cork residents.
They never answered me either.
The moral of my story is that Seagulls are either deaf or ignorant?
Answers on a postcard or down below. Thanking you kindly folks.
Do you do barter? What about some new potatoes, a cabbage or some perennials?
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I am on bad terms with seagulls, ever since one nicked my pasty as I was sitting on a bench in St.Ives. I'd only taken a few bites, and it just swooped and grabbed the rest!
ReplyDeleteWe're about 5 or 6 miles inland here, but often get gulls visiting the bird table. They arrive so quickly when something tasty is put out, they can't be far away.
They are neither deaf or ignorant - they are greedy, oportunistic vultures!
As I was going to sent Ives, I met a seagull who nicked my pasties.
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Not too keen on seagulls either. We had one that took a dislike to my windscreen wipers and shredded them, each time we replaced the rubber he would return and do it again. We eventually had to persuade him to go away and not come back.
ReplyDeleteHi JayCee. The nuisance, Sid the seagull we met in Portugal was a character and waited patiently for us to throw him chips. We liked to avail of room service and so did the seagull. A real character.
ReplyDeleteA Nuisance. Usually they appear when the farmers are spreading something 'choice' on the fields.
ReplyDeleteAh. That explains it. They are all spreading slurry round me getting ready for a second silage cut. Maybe even a third. Thanks.
ReplyDeleteI suspect that they just wanted to empty their bowels and what better place to do it?
ReplyDeleteBTW - If you are a Man U fan, how come your house is blue? Does your missus support Chelsea?
Ha,ha. United often have blue away kits. No it's because we live in the countryside next to the sea. Also we have seen lots of blue houses in the Algarve. My dad use to say it costs the same price to have a nice colour has it does to have a fow one. Fow that's a good Northern word YP.
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DeleteBoris Johnson is a Prannock. Is that understandable on both sides of the Pennines YP?😊
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DeleteYep. Prime minister Prat.
Delete"Prat" wasn't the word I was thinking of. Far too polite.
DeleteI know.
DeleteSea gulls--just out for themselves.
ReplyDeleteThey are like today's politicians Joanne. Just out to feather their own nests.
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ReplyDeleteSeagulls play on the wind drafts here. There are two places we see them floating around having fun. Otherwise they'll be out following the little fishing boats
I would not LA. I wish they would stay away like the seagulls should. Thanks.
DeleteI never heard a seagull 'talk' but I remember trying to teach one to say hello. Of course, young kids have vivid imaginations about talking animals.
ReplyDeleteI talk to our cat and dog Valerie. I know exactly what you mean.
ReplyDeletesmurf blue my favourite colour
ReplyDeleteHi Sol. Yes smurf blue. Blue and red are my favourite colours.
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ReplyDeleteand he can cure a lot of disease
1 Cancer
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4 DIABETIC.
5 HERPES
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