Meet Kev. He's a Falabella and his ancestors come from Argentina. He says that his family were River Plate supporters and Messi is his hero. I am more of a Lancashire and Yorkshire Railway Company fan and Ronaldo is my hero along with many others.
This is the photo they sent me on WhatsApp when I was in Blighty at the two music festivals and touring about a few weeks ago. He is also an avid Lidl leaflet reader.
I told him my white horse joke: A white horse walks into a pub. The barman says: Hey we have a whisky (White Horse) named after you." What Eric?" Says the horse.
Kev found it amusing. Know any horse jokes?
He's called Kev and his temperament is superb. I have my own four hoof powered lawnmower. He doesn't need petrol either.
He eats the grass and leaves a few deposits to fertilise the grass.
I just wish they didn't invite him in to our house. Not that this is anything new. Sheep, goats, ducks, pigs and dogs and cats have all spent an hour or so in our dwelling in the countryside next to the sea. Do you ever get four legged visitors in your house?