Well I have heard of Puss In Boots. But never in a coal ("smokeless fuel") bucket.
I called her "Minnie Mouser". But everyone who lives here seems to be calling her "Muss Muss" because she's a bit of dictator like Mussolini was, wears black fur clothes and does what she wants.
She's quite adorable. Even yesterday morning when she ate number one's sandwiches that his mother had prepared for him to take to work with him.
I found a dead rat 🐀 near my compost pile yesterday morning. The smallholding cats are obviously earning their crust?