One day recently I walked in our house next door. There was an horrible smell eminating from the machine that goes ping or microwave to be precise.
I said: "What the flippity flip are you cooking?"
Number two son smiled and said:
" I'm defrosting two mice for my snakes".
" Do you want some for your tea?"
Unbelievable. I thought St Patrick drove all the snakes out of Ireland?
Joke: What did Saint Patrick say has he drove the snakes out of Ireland?
"Are ye alright in the back lads?"