Wifey sat near me and started dishing out our tablet's. She bought me some Men's Health Multivitamins. I quipped about them putting lead in the pencil. Only I thought it funny. Never mind!
Then my wife started dishing out Paracetamol tablets. We both have our aches and pains and somehow the lid off the tablets bottle fell into her cup of coffee and floated on top of the surface. So she started fishing it out with a pen.
Noticing a damsel in distress. I promptly used the arm of my reading glasses to rescue the lid and someone bellowed:
"I don't want your filthy glasses in my brew that's been around your ears. Bloody hell."
You just can't help some folk.
Gosh how I wish I had see The White Stripes.