We went in the other German garden centre and beer providers and supermarket store on Saturday.
We bought some chocolate bars called 'Seal Bars". They are Penguins in all but name:
Clever bit of advertising or remarketing a chocolate bar me thinks?
Perhaps I could open a fast food takeaway called Mc Trumps? or Burger Queen Or Underpass instead of Subway?
We ate the chocolate bars. There was nothing wrong with them.
Why do Polar Bears not eat Penguins? There are no Aldi supermarkets in the North Pole.
Why do Polar Bears not eat Penguins? Penguins live in the South Pole and Polar Bears live in the North Pole.
I always thought it was because they couldn't get the silver paper off!
ReplyDelete😅 My brother and me use to fight over who got the red and blue Penguins. They seemed to taste so much better. Same with Midget Gems. I use to pick the red and black ones out.
ReplyDeleteRed ones tasted better than blue.
DeleteYep. It's amazing how they tasted different.😊
ReplyDeleteLinda eats penguins. Linda would eat seals . L just needs to get to a German supermarket. I wonder if we will have seals in Greece. Not on this island. There are some on the Ionian Isles called Monahos Monahos.
ReplyDeleteThe Mediterranean Monk Seal according to Prof Google. At least they won't melt in the heat like the chocolate ones Linda.😊
ReplyDeleteYou have taught me something new today. I also feel cheated that I've never had a Penguin. Over here they have Eskimo bars and Klondike bars which are pretty much the same treat marketed by different companies.
ReplyDeleteWhy do penguins not eat polar bears? Because they are pescatarians.
ReplyDeleteLoaf of bread - "Father's Pride"
Newcastle Brown Ale - Gateshead Brown Ale
Mars Bar - Uranus Bar
Walkers Crisps - Ramblers Crisps
Tampax - Rampax or Dampax
Hi Debby. Do Klondike bars contain gold nuggets? Penguins are quintessentially English along with "nice" cups of tea and listening to old Emerson Lake and Palmer records.
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DeleteYou must guess my future blog posts Debby. I am reading 'Lucky Man" Greg Lakes autobiography at the moment on Kindle. That is scary.
DeleteGood list YP of comparisons. Pescatarians sound like a Presbyterian splinter group.
ReplyDeleteThey worship Cod Almighty.
DeleteIn Cod we trust.
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